Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Almost makes me want to be an American!

This is beyond cool, and aside from being able to buy beer at the gas station, it's one of the best reasons I've ever seen to become an American:

Product Information
Approved for domestic use by the United States Postal Service, stamps are sold in sheets of 20 and are available in seven denominations. Each stamp measures 1.90" x 1.40" and the featured image measures 1.10" x 1.10".



Available at http://www.cafepress.com/devastatin

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

on MSN with Davin a few minutes ago...

Sunforge says:
http://www.globalunderground.co.uk/forum/index.php
Sunforge says:
that is The Forum by the way
Sunforge says:
for the kind of music we make
Sunforge says:
they just censored the word "hi"
Sunforge says:
so when you make a post with the word "hi" in it, the forum software automatically filters it as a bad word
Sunforge says:
instead of "hi" it would output "FUCK YOU" in your post
Sunforge says:
hahahahhaha
UGLY SHIRT PARTY says:
hahahahahah that's fucking awesome!

Your Shirts are Ugly, and I'm Old...Let's Party!

Some good Ugly Shirts at the little shindig in celebration of my 33rd birthday, thanks everyone!















This little bit of Horological utopia on my wrist just happens to be the Hombre Watch, also known as the Greatest Watch of All Time, conceived, designed and made a reality by one Jim Saunders (above, right), Horologist.





Out the next day at Lynn Valley.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Blasphemy!


That's what I say, heh heh.

Here's a video that's almost up there with Devastatin' Dave: http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/crazy-frog/axel-f.htm

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Icing on the Cake

I have one more thing to throw into the mix for Friday night, and this will be a blast. My good buddy James and his band are playing a gig at the Waldorf, where they will be taking the stage at about 10. For whoever is interested, the cover is $12--dirt cheap for the talent you will see--and we will be using cabs or some variant thereof (super-rickshaws?) to go check it out, where we will party some more before coming back here to party some more, or head our separate ways for those of us not into staying up late (the sensible types--you know who you are--good for you). Also playing there will be Moka and some other guys, flyer is below.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Ugly Shirt Party / Backyard Barbecue Beer Bash & Birthday Brouhaha



For all you philistines who are hungry for a taste of true sophistication and modern elegance, Friday is your lucky day! That's right, it's the 1st annual Ugly Shirt Party, so get ready to spill some barbecue sauce on your shirt and not care, whooooo!

Ugly Shirt Party FAQs:

Q: I don't have an Ugly Shirt, can I still come?
A: Chances are you actually do, but if you are truly at loose ends, the good news is that Ugly Shirts are IN STORES NOW, for a FRACTION OF WHAT YOU MIGHT EXPECT TO PAY!!

Q: I'm a girl, do I have to wear an Ugly Shirt?
A: Girls are cool.

Q: Is it true that wearing an Ugly Shirt will make me more attractive to the opposite sex?
A: Of course it is!! You don't think we wear them for their looks, do you?

Q: I once heard that rayon makes the best material for Ugly Shirts, is that true?
A: Well it depends what you mean by "best." While it is true that some of the all-time-classic Ugly Shirts have been made from rayon, polyester is also an excellent choice.

Q: Is it bad if my Ugly Shirt smells foul, or is that considered to add to the overall Ugliness and therefore be a good thing? I need an opinion.
A: That's a good question, but one that you shouldn't have to ask. Go wash up, Pigpen.

Q: Will people try and sell me Amway at this Ugly Shirt Party?
A: While it is true that Amway meetings often bear a sartorial resemblance to an Ugly Shirt Party, that is where the similarity ends. You have my personal guarantee that if anybody tries to pitch such nonsense at you here, they'll be getting pitched out on their ear, pronto.

Q: I'm thinking of throwing my own Ugly Shirt Party, do you have any advice?
A: Come on by, and I'm sure you'll get lots of great ideas!