Mrs. Nastynotes, meet Basic Arithmetic

Here's the numbers at my house:

2 Suites (one upstairs, one downstairs)
4 Parking spaces (for those of you who are mathematically inclined, that is equal to 2 per suite)
1 Car (my roommates have a car, the basement dwellers do not)

The setup: my roomate Linh has a friend named Christine (not her real name...or, is it?) who is staying here for a few days; she parked her car in our second spot.

And now: the note that our lovely basement-neighbour put on Christine's car:

What the hell is that, anyways? Where's my pink copy? I should have a pink copy for my records. And seriously, could I possibly care any less that the note is CC'd to "squiggle?"

Note to lady: we live in a beautiful part of the world. Relax and enjoy it, we are lucky to be here. And, since it is clear that you harbour pretensions of being a parking commissionaire, at least learn how to operate a pen. Don't make me tell my mommy!